I've been gone from the woods for just two short days and suddenly, everyone's super happy to see me again. Even Jack can't seem to let me go.
The hard kiss he presses to my mouth is totally mistimed, though. Heck, what is he thinking? That he can stop me from finding my prince from the ball? He says I wouldn't know love if it mowed me down with a coach…or something like that. Hah! I should teach him a few things about love.
I will go on this journey! He can come with me, or not.
Yo, Jack again… The farther we travel on, the deeper I drown in ogre shit. Why the hell did I have to ask Phillip to help me with the whole prince thing? Can we just start from scratch, please?!
Lose yourself in the fairy tale sequel to A PRINCE FOR LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD