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You have been bitten by a zombie. What do you do?

Well, don't hide it from the members of your post-apocalyptic community of survivors. They would not be happy if you turned into a zombie without telling them. That's just rude.

You should read this book. It will tell you how to be your best post-bite person. It will also tell you what rules you need to follow while having a great old time, before we kill you.

We have to kill you before you turn into a zombie.

You would know that if you read this book. Reading this book will give you a step up on all the other schlubs who have been bitten by zombies. You will have a great life if you read this book.

Life is short. Buy this book and read it. There are many things to learn and so little time.