"Johnny Diamond: Private Eye, Professional Missed-the-Point Expert"
Meet Johnny Diamond, the sharpest private eye in 1950s Chicago—or so he thinks. With an eagle eye for details and a knack for completely missing the bigger picture, Johnny navigates a labyrinth of mysteries, dames, thugs, and an autographed notebook signed by Al Capone himself. Alongside his quick-witted girlfriend Angie—who spends more time saving Johnny from himself than solving cases—Johnny stumbles through kidnappings, tax-evading mobsters, cryptic clues, and one persistent question: What the hell is Wikipedia?
Packed with razor-sharp wit, slapstick misunderstandings, and heartwarming moments, this comedic noir will keep you laughing from the docks to the diner. Johnny Diamond is proof that sometimes, solving the case isn't as important as surviving it—with your dignity mostly intact.