Eight weeks before my wedding to my high school sweetheart, things have taken a disastrous turn, and a high-maintenance rock star is to blame.
I'd planned to give my two weeks' notice, then never again lay eyes on the Blue Lotus Boy's frontman, Jax Fitzroy.
Instead, I've been coaxed into hiding out in a remote mountain cabin with the 12th sexiest man alive, according to Famous Faces Magazine.
This wasn't part of my carefully calibrated plan, but I'll do my duty as Jax Fitzroy's personal security one last time before I quit this job for good.
I'll lay my life on the line to protect Jax from homicidal stalkers, mountain lions, and even himself, but I have a few conditions of my own, the most important of which is that this all stays strictly professional.
The only problem? I can't seem to stop thinking about that one time we kissed.