Bert's grandad was the oldest professional footballer in the world. But he'd never won the cup.
So when the chance to play at Trembly Stadium finally comes along, surely this will be his moment.
But things are never that simple, are they?
This first book by brothers Rob and Matt James evokes the wonder that every football-loving boy and girl has about the beautiful game, and the excitement of having a sporting hero in the family.
Join young Bert and his family as they head down Trembly Way with the superstar footballers who are his grandad's team mates.
Just watch out for that crunching handshake.