Description

Welcome to the ultimate political rollercoaster you never bought a ticket for, and definitely didn't sign the waiver.

How to Survive a Trump Presidency is your unofficial, unauthorized, and totally necessary survival guide to navigating the chaos, confusion, and cartoonish spectacle of a modern political era that often feels more like a binge-worthy reality show than actual governance.

This book doesn't offer boring policy breakdowns or angry rants, it hands you a metaphorical emotional support taco and teaches you how to build a bunker out of memes, sarcasm, and strategic snack storage.

Inside, you'll find:

Emergency instructions for surviving late-night tweetstorms DIY methods for repurposing rage into righteous laughter Tips for maintaining sanity at family dinners and awkward elevator rides And a step-by-step plan to turn existential dread into productive mischief

Whether you're a lifelong political junkie, a confused newcomer wondering "is this normal?", or someone just here for the memes, this guide arms you with humor, resilience, and a healthy dose of side-eye.

Because when the world feels upside-down, sometimes the best response is to laugh, flip it the bird, and keep marching forward with a snack in hand.

Want a more serious satire vibe? Or something shorter and punchier for the back of the book?