Description

Kenneth wrote this book at the age of twenty-one. In his high school yearbook Kenneth won 'Funniest Twitter Account' and has been riding off that success ever since. Every time Kenneth eats at a restaurant he tells the server that he won 'Funniest Twitter Account' in his high school yearbook so that they will give him a discount. They never do. Kenneth once got a parking ticket and tried explaining to the judge, in a very civil manner, that his ticket should be invalidated given that he won 'Funniest Twitter Account' in his high school yearbook. The judge didn't invalidate it. Kenneth once really liked a girl who didn't like him back even after he explained to her that he won 'Funniest Twitter Account' in his high school year book. She still didn't like him back. Though his yearbook award has yet to repay him with any good fortune, Kenneth is still hopeful that he can use this success to one day get what he wants. Until then, Kenneth plans on writing books with no central theme or plot, and hopes that people develop an affinity for something in this very weird, preachy, brief anthology. He hopes you enjoy some of it....