IT'S SUMMER GIRL STORYThe eyes hurt a lot when looking towards the light. But do you know what hurts much more? I merely intended to study in the gym when I saw cheerleaders pouting and posing in front of jocks, but I was distracted by the audition for this year's football game's muse. I sneezed out of nowhere, and everyone looked at me, saying, "Dude, look at her." She sneezed in such a nice way, even. We may have discovered our muse. Has Candice had a violent response to this woman who is going to be ideal for the team and the greatest brand in the universe? I'm sorry. Do you guys not see? Look at this peasant-not he's even a cheerleader-and at our untidy hair and subpar attire.
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