Do you like rhymes? I'll bet you do - the sillier the better, too!
Joshua Piecrust's Alphabet's about as dotty as it gets! For here you might meet anything: hamsters dance, bananas sing; a courteous dragon (and it's simply chilling what became of him!) An octopus? Well, count the legs! Find out where elephants lay their eggs!
Piecrust's left some gaps for you to play at writing nonsense, too.
Grown-ups might want this book on loan: advise them, "Go and buy your own!" or else keep very careful track in case you never get it back!