Bruce has a smoking-hot crotch. Literally. Thanks to an unfortunate placement of his spectacles a searing hot, concentrated beam of light is slowly combusting his shorts.
In a flash I leap into action, feeling the hidden power of my chest come to life once more. A fast torrent of milk shoots from them and douses the embers, but now I have a lot of explaining to do ... Oh yeah, and it's my first time too!