"I went to your cousin Clarabelle's christening on Sunday, and the one thing everyone could agree on is that bestiality is never the answer."
An homage to Beasts & Super-Beasts by Edwardian author H. H. Munro (Saki), Quirks & Super-Quirks is a collection of humorous flash fiction, award-winning poetry, short jokes, spoof ads, and satire that address the eternal questions: Do bananas exist? (no); How do you teach archery to pastries? (with tough love); Does everyone need pumice? (oh yes); and Is "chicken" a verb? (obviously).
Many of the pieces have previously appeared at McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points in Case, The Belladonna, and other venues where humor frolics shamelessly in broad daylight.