"If Jim Butcher and Terry Pratchett had a book baby, it would be Pete!"
Reluctant vampire Pete Tyler is stunned: Not only do faeries exist, but they are dazzlingly attractive. However - thanks to Pete's use (and misuse) of the greasy magic - they are also displeased. One particularly foxy Fae won't stop dogging Pete's heels when all he wants is a little quiet time with his human girlfriend, Angie.
Meanwhile, Maisie Untermeier has rolled into Hollywood to oversee expansion of the sinister Untermeier's Donuts empire - and exact her vengeance on Pete. When she forms an unholy alliance with another powerful menace, it's going to take everything Pete, Angie, and the other vampires can muster to save themselves from the onslaught of danger and creepy greasy magic monsters!