Received permission from his wife to join a strip club
Has only round numbers in his checkbook
Is listed as female with Medicare
Stole another man's underwear
Got caught pandiculating in public
Comments about Dick Wolfsie's work as a writer and TV personality:
"STAY OUT OF MY RACKET" Art Buchwald, legendary humor columnist
"VERY FUNNY STUFF" Steve Allen, TV icon
"YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BUNS OFF" Richard Simmons, celebrity fitness guru
"DICK WOLFSIE MAY BE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN INDIANA" Mark Katz, humorist, and author of Clinton & Me: A Real Life Political Comedy