I, John, am what you'd call a rather..."peculiar" individual. Or at least that's what my close companion Anna keeps telling me. I, of course, have no idea in the slightest whatever she could mean by that. After a certain..."incident" that transpired on last week's Friday, I try my best to make it through the upcoming week's first five days - a task, that, unbeknownst to me, will be quite more challenging than I ever could have imagined.........if only I had known...