Description

Mixing drinks isn't that hard. You buy the ingredients, follow the directions, pour the right measurements, and you're done. At the end of this book are some simple bartending tips and a few pictures. If you are a moron, then maybe you should let someone else be the bartender.

If you think you can handle it, this book contains recipes with risqué titles, and a few with some X-rated ingredients. All of the recipes included here were given to me by bartenders all over the world. I've tried a few, and a couple in particular had me crawling for the toilet.
But don't let my experience jade you. Try them all for yourself. Or make them for your friends. I don't give a fuck. Either way, you drink enough of anything and you're going to get wasted.

And if you are easily offended and have thin skin, close this book right now. I am an equal opportunity offender. I even offend myself sometimes. And don't go boo-hooing to the Internet police; you were warned!

Here is the obligatory part where I tell you not to drink and drive, always find a designated driver, never have sex with farm animals, blah, blah, blah. If you are buying my book, hopefully you know better.

Have a good time, knock back a few, have some laughs, spend quality time with friends, all of that bullshit. Just don't curse me when you're vomiting on your shoes.