It has happened, the zombies are upon us. When I went out for supplies after a weekend-long Netflix and Chill, heavy on the chill, I ran into what I thought was just a drunken dude.
Instead, he was actually a zombie dude and I got bitten. Ripped a piece out of my arm, just like that. Rude.
We know I can avoid turning zombie and eating people if my boyfriend Alex and I have plenty of sex.
But what if someone already turned full zombie? Can sex really bring them back?
If sex is really the answer to the zombie apocalypse, humankind stands a chance. If it is not, it might just be the end of Alex and me.
Literally, because he would be eaten. By me, probably.