Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Korea, a place of wonder and mystery--no, I'm just kidding, but I will tell you a story about my time there and the crazy stuff that unfolded there. Along the way, you will get to meet the friends and brothers I've made and how I spent my time. Safe to say that this is my life with a side of f*%k. Enjoy. (Hey, Chris, you can't say that word man.) What, I can't see. Man, this is what I'm talking about (I'm here to help you out man).